are you still at the devil's house?
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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