Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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