David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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