Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
where does the pee come out of this thing
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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