Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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