i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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