Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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