More tranny stories later!
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
