spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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