i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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