pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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