so that wasnt chicken after all
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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