Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
