We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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