Buhtt sex?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Houston, we have a blender
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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