This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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