But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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