I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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