We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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