i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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