I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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