I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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