yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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