please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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