After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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