How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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