And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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