If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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