Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I supernannyed him into submission
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Randomize
