people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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