I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize