Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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