My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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