The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
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