You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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