She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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