Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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