More tranny stories later!
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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