I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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