it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Randomize