i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I could fuck to npr.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
And then he peed in my hair
Randomize
