Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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