i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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