Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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