I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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