R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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