His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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