Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i jhust puked up my retainher.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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