Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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