This show inspires me to have sex in space
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
My penis needs a shock collar
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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