Non-Jews are for practice
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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