Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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