Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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